"I have been napped since 2 weeks ago and my master does not seem to notice that I am gone. It is fun here, I have been frolicking around with other monkeys... but mistress says, "hold this notice up and look distressed." I think she wants to hold me hostage for some ransom or whatever...."
I tried bathing your son but his fur just keeps coming off. hmmm...maybe 'twasn't such a good idea. At least he smells good now...Body shop peach and mango. mmmm....
Tall. Generally cheery. With a twisted sense of humour and a constant thirst for new discoveries.
'Imagination was given to us to compensate for what we are not; a sense of humour to console us for what we are.'
Goodstuff
good music
the cinema
funtastic friends
a clean canvas to mess up with paint
photographs
poker. texas holdem'
furry creatures
cocktails
creative food
charcoal
sport
6 Comments:
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!!!
you have a son?!! and when exactly were you going to tell me this?! (tho i must admit he is quite adorable...)
well...
Surprise?
I tried bathing your son but his fur just keeps coming off. hmmm...maybe 'twasn't such a good idea. At least he smells good now...Body shop peach and mango. mmmm....
what other surprises do you have?
and did she have bigger boobs than me? well, at least she's hairier and she sheds...peach & mango, hmmm...
no, your boobs are perfect as they are. And besides, it's a he, I only dig he's.
Apparently there's a monkey war going on, have you heard?
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