Doctor, I can't frown.

If you smile at me I will understand, cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language. - Crosby, Stills, and Nash; Jefferson Airplane, Wooden Ships

This is in response to some of the somewhat cheeky comments posted up poking at the fact that I can't frown. For the record, I've been noted to crinkle up my forehead twice in my life. 2 TIMES. There was however no recording device available at the moment and I could not sustain it for more than a minute. So no evidence was documented... *mutter mutter*
But WHO WANTS TO FROWN ANYWAY??!!
Quote: Frowning causes your neck and facial muscles to tense up and this in turn reduces blood flow to the skin, which is in part responsible for causing facial lines and wrinkles prematurely.

Also, did you know that smiling requires a lot less effort and energy than frowning? It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile. So why bother.....right?!?!

Fine fine, i'm just a little spiteful that I'm frown-stunted. But hey I do other things to express discontentment... like....yeah, jumping up and down on the spot. It's the exercise without the wrinkles.
Common guys, you can't believe how hard I've tried. *sniff* you don't know what it's like to not be capable of giving others dirty looks....

*side note: Sausages make you thirsty. Especially Steve's. (don't you reckon, Clara?) My mouth is stll dry from yesterday.